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1.
In video games, it's when you collect a bunch of a certain item in order to power yourself up.
Orb farming in Devil May Cry 3.
Soul farming in Castlevania: Aria/Dawn of Sorrow.
by Durango December 30, 2005
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2.
1. In videogames, collecting a certain item (usually a currency) in order to power one's character up.

2. In Maple Story, killing monsters for mesos and items to sell.

3. (Although it is quite obscure) In Call Of Duty, when one lures other players to oneself and camps in order to take in a massive amount of kills. Usually some type of SMG or MG is required for this farming.
1a. I powered my Soma up in Dawn of Sorrow by farming a bunch of bat and golem souls.
1b. My Dante is teh shit after I farmed a couple dozen hundred red orbs.

2. D00d! You're a total farmer with those Stiff Feathers and Horny Blue Mushroom Caps.

3. Bwahaha! All n00bs will feel my wrath in COD. I are the best farmer evah!
by D!zzy June 24, 2007
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3.
A term used to target China with satire, a mock of Far Ming or a joke about rice.
Wesley is Far Ming Rice.
by Dirty Sick Ninja March 21, 2008
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4.
The act of "growing" relationships via social network like Facebook or Myspace by "planting" a "seed" and watching it grow. Seed is often a random IM that grows into a conversation which leads to a meeting which ends with a hook up.
I asked my boy where he met all these girls he's been hanging out with and he said he had a successfull day of Facebook Farming
by peterpan425 January 29, 2012
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5.
The act of hanging around public toilets and fishing out turds, particulary those produced by people who one finds attractive.
Bill had spent the afternoon farming at the bogs in Marble Arch. As he took the Tube home he took a peek at the two large logs he had wrapped up in his sports bag.
by Botter December 03, 2003
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6.
During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.
John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D

Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross

John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!

Mark: GTFO
by Johncrapsalot January 02, 2012
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7.
1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.

2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.
Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.

Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.

How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.
by T. J. Z. and A. P. C. December 01, 2006
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