Falconar/Falconars - Adjective
Falconars is the word referring to a group of people who are all reasonably stupid and lacking in common sense, individually they are lacking in chromosomes. But they may migrate into a group to acquire a full set of chromosomes.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'