Bethesda was like “Kay we need a spin-off for fallout because fallout 4 won’t come for another 5 years” they called up the mofos at obsidian and were all “what’s up”

One year. One y e a r.
This masterpiece only took a year

Okay so basically you are a mailboy and you get shot in the head by the slickest slicker around named Benny, a doctor fixes you up and instead of shrugging it off, it is now your life goal to get back at Benny. On god I think the courier suffered brain damage when he got shot in the head because if you play this the fun way, you are blasting through enemies using mini nuclear weapons in close combat just to sleep in a fucking bed, the courier walks the entire god damn Mojave desert just to shoot Benny, and when he does the game really opens up. I won’t spoil any more though.

Basically FNV is proof that any game that takes place in the west is a masterpiece
“That’s Vegas baby
The Russian badger talking about Fallout: new Vegas
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Fallout: New Vegas is a Role-Playing game developed by Bestheda Softworks. This game teaches you that taking burned books and pressure cookers will help you survive after a nuclear explosion and is very similar to Anne Hathaway's role in The Devil Wears Prada because you're constantly running stupid errands for stupid people.

It's 75% of the time annoying gameplay consists of running in fucked up zig zags across the Mojave Wasteland completing idiotic quests for 1 of the 3 more powerful groups of people, which results in the other two hating you for no reason. The limit for inventory items is 200, and what Bestheda didn't realize is that it takes more than 200 items to survive 2 seconds without being attacked by a group of unrealistically large scorpions when going to an undiscovered area.

This difficulty causes the player to take everything in their path, which will then cause the player to not only become "overencumbered" with in-game objects, but the several stupid quests that pop up when you're trying to complete just one.

Fallout: New Vegas is so annoying that it provokes the player to keep playing until they've finished it. However, it is actually quite a good game.
Player 1: Hey Come Play GTA With Us.
Player 2: Okay, I'll Play After This Quest.

5 QUESTS LATER

Player 1: Are You Gonna Play GTA?
Player 2: I'm Playing Fallout: New Vegas. I'll Play After This Quest.
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A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD
Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die
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Me: I now have a gambling addiction
My friend: How?
Me: Fallout: New Vegas came out
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Fallout: New Vegas is a post-apocalyptic role-playing video game developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Bethesda Softworks. While New Vegas is not a direct sequel, it uses the same engine and style as Fallout 3, and many of its developers worked on previous Fallout games at Black Isle Studios. It is the fourth major installment in the Fallout series and sixth overall. The game is set primarily in a post-apocalyptic Nevada, California, Arizona and Utah.

The game was released on October 19, 2010, in North America, October 22, 2010, in Europe, and November 4, 2010, in Asia. It is available on the PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. A backwards compatible version for Xbox One was released on June 23, 2016.
tim: FAlLoUt 4 Is A BRiliANt GaeM, ItS so MUch BEttEr ThAn New VeGas

bill: shut up you child, Fallout New Vegas is the greatest game ever made
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