Falke

A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.

Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.

by Granatgevar December 30, 2020

Falking

The Act Of Stalking Someone On Facebook.

Bob: Oh My God, I Just Looked At All Of Janes Pictures On Facebook, And She Is So HOTT!

Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!

by MrJoshClaps February 4, 2010

falk

The word used to describe Facebook Stalking

I met this girl on the T in Boston, when I got home I falked her, now we are friends on Facebook.

facebook stalker
facebook stalking

by The FSU Boston Trip 09 October 5, 2009

Falking

The act of fighting physically while talking at the same time.

After the basketball match Ryan and Chris were seen falking in the locker room.

by Lil mad January 10, 2011

falk

an act of randomness in an instant messaging converstaion

apples, pennies, falk, clocks, horses, candy

by lisaaluvvsyouu January 29, 2008

falk

To freestyle walk. Any creative use of surrounding objects to shred the proverbial gnar.

Dude, did you just falk that bush?

by Falkmeister August 14, 2008

Falkes

Any form of cereal, preferably Frosted Flakes (Hence the name) shoved into the rectum of someone, then taken out after and eaten with milk.

Usually a dare, a trick, or a prank on someone you aren't very fond of.

Ewww! No way! I won't eat your Falkes!

by Troubled Yuth June 15, 2010