by Mallory Moretti May 22, 2006
This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017
Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
by lezleeah November 14, 2010
A phrase used to describe a member of the sand nigger community, someone who hates Israel, or of any Arab descent. The socially appropriate way of saying sand nigger.
by People-Hater-1 October 19, 2023
Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
by dellbeck November 5, 2010
by gerudo65 November 26, 2009
A real nice, pink vagina. May or may not be nice and meaty. But, in general great for sex.
Opposite of a blue waffle.
Opposite of a blue waffle.
Man, that chick last night had a pink falafel, it was just beautiful.
Blue waffles? Fuck that, I want some pink falafels.
Blue waffles? Fuck that, I want some pink falafels.
by highfivetovaginas April 20, 2010