Fairied

to get fairied is to get drunk, originating from the feeling of having fairies dance on one's fingertips when inebriated.

Dude, i got so fairied last night that i passed out on the stairs of some random house after drinking all the maple syrup from the kitchen

Fairied by Cardinal Red Gets Them in Bed August 8, 2009

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buffalo fairies

Can only be found during the nightime, and if they don't like you, they will slice off your fingertips.

"She thought the buffalo fairies were coming for her"
"If the buffalo fairies like you then you must be a good person especially if they let you keep your fingertips."
"I'm so scared about the buffalo fairies, anyway lets fuck"

buffalo fairies by beepdeboop April 10, 2022

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water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong

"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"

water fairies by sfy January 6, 2008

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Internet Fairies

The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).

I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.

Internet Fairies by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011