A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.
1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."

2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."
by TheImmortal92 May 8, 2009
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Utter and complete lack of success

HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet.
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse
by REIGN SS November 7, 2008
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Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.
Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
by Jew talking to me August 20, 2010
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A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).

Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
by Thrasher13 February 28, 2010
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The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.
I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.
by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005
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a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.
asshole: man that guy fails at everything
fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL!"
by Glenn Tenis May 11, 2009
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Person a) Omg I just fell ova infront ov that suppperrrhot girl! :O
Person b) Fail.
by Yoyogiddysally January 21, 2009
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