1: To not achieve one's goals.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed.

2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.

3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
by Colin87 November 18, 2007
An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.
MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob!

Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago....


Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot...

MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN.

Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.
by Falkounuz September 03, 2008
The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.

The term can be expressed (written) two ways:

fail & Fail

The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.

The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.

I failed when I lost that staring contest.


Your mom Failed in bed last night.
by celza January 30, 2011
A word that has become just as overused as the word "random." It originally meant "lack of success" but over-use of the term has caused it to loose meaning.
Stop using the word "fail"! It's not cool, it's not funny, and it's not original.
by perry hamilton February 09, 2010
What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.
Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1
Person 2: hahaa you fail!
by N@y March 28, 2011
to completely suck at something
e.g. any student with a fail name such Jason Dusty
getting 3/120 in a maths tested
by Jason Dusty September 13, 2010
Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.
Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
by Jew talking to me August 20, 2010
F.A.I.L or FAIL!


When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.

When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
by cafekko389 June 12, 2010

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