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Fagnetism 

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially
The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.
Fagnetism by ripkif318 July 23, 2016
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5 levels of fatness 

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.
what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!
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famnesia 

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.
Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.
famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011

fagnetic 

Someone, typically a heterosexual female, who naturally attracts homosexuals (typically gay men). A combination of "fag hag" and "magnetic."
She has so many gay men friends that she is totally fagnetic.
fagnetic by Curt Phillips April 24, 2008

Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013
(n) a straight guy who is considered VERY attractive by homosexual guys--so much so that many will openly flirt with him. frequently the fagnet will get more attention from men than from women and subsequently feel like he would have better luck on the dating scene if he were in fact gay.

etymology: combination of the words "fag" and "magnet"
guy 1: i don't like this bar. tonight, 3 girls have told me to drop dead and 4 dudes have smacked me on the ass. that's like a negative track record.
guy 2: dude, you're just a fagnet.
fagnet by jodyOs March 31, 2010

Manny Fagnet

He's always getting chatted up by gay men; he's a bit of a manny fagnet.
Manny Fagnet by Doc K September 5, 2008