famnesia 

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011

famnesia 

The phenomenon that after eating a big meal you cannot imagine ever being hungry again.

"I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"

famnesia by Snuggs O'Dade May 22, 2008

Famnesia 

1. It is when you bump into a family member in public and they pretend that they do not know you and vice versa.

2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.

FAMNESIA

1.
Fam's friend: Hey isn't that your cousin?

Fam's cousin: *waves ecstatically*
Fam: *looks cousin in to the very depths of their soul* Nope. Don't know them.

2.
Mother: We are off to visit your uncle (insert name here) in the hospital!
You: ....who the heck is that???

Famnesia by W0rdPl@y September 13, 2016

famnesia 

The ability to forget about one's family once they are out of your sight

As soon as Tommy got on the train to go back home, famnesia kicked in and he completely forgot all the details of every conversation he had and every family member's face! He felt free

famnesia by JoeFish 25 July 6, 2019

Fabnesia

Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.

(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!

Fabnesia by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015

femnesia 

When a female, angrily says to another mostly a male, stop calls I don't want this relationship anymore, I hate you don't call me anymore. And then anywhere from a few minutes to an hour later she actually level she's never said that she don't remember her she swears up and down that she was not the one. Hintz FEMNESIA.

WOW! My girlfriend just told me that she hates me, and that she never wants to see me nor be with me ever again. She even text it to me. NOW SHE DENIES THAT SHE EVER SAID THAT TO ME ALL. SHE MUST HAVE FEMNESIA.

femnesia by StillWill59 August 19, 2019

Fapnesia

You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.

"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia

Fapnesia by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014