The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
by chavegeek January 24, 2009
I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.
by I'm erect right now aren't you June 29, 2011
by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010
As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.
by Faceturbater November 30, 2010
The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
by ihavenopseudonym April 5, 2011
The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
by A concerned citizen of February 15, 2007
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
by Loyalservant563 November 13, 2007