Facebook Parent

A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.

-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.

-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.

-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!

-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!

I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!

Facebook Parent by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010

Facebook Parenting 

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

Facebook Parenting by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

Facebook Parents 

Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.

Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents

Facebook Parents by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014