A grower of Gay Beans
I'm going to Fabien the field
A name derived from the word fabulous, often given to children who are inexplicably amazing and incredible. Most 'Fabiens', despite their unrivalled intelligence are unaware of the scale of their importance.
Some scientists believe that Fabiens evolved separately from most humans and have an advanced DNA, or are in fact descendants of an extraterrestrial race. The evidence for this is mostly based on the interactions of 'Fabiens' and females which frequently conclude with the female throwing themselves upon the unsuspecting 'Fabien.'
Man: "Where is my wife?"
Neighbour: "She left with that Fabien..."
Man: "Good for her."