fat upper pussy area!
Bertha's pouch above her vagina is bigger than the rest of her body. She's bigger than the Fupapottomaus, she is a FupaSaurus Rex
by Josh Lima May 24, 2005
FUPA: described as "fat upper pussy area" or "fat upper penile area." All having to do with the upper pubic area which has become uncommonly and humorously large. Most commonly in gargantuan men and women. Sometimes it happens to cats also, for the same reason.

TO ITS VICTIMS: the Fupa affects sight, making it hard to see the penis or vagina. It affects transportation, making it hard to sit in a car comfortably, sitting around people in a bus, taking up two seats in an airplane, even standing is hard because of the unbalance weight distribution that gives a constant sensation of falling forward.

The Fupa also divides into the "upper fupa" and the "lower fupa." This division is caused by the pants that the victims wear near the center of their belly, creating the division. Appearing like ass cheeks sideways and the crack near the belt of the pant.

CAUSES: Mcdonalds, BurgerKing, laziness, lack of exercise, no point in life, World of Warcraft, anything dealing with the habit of fat people.

CURES: No cures have been found yet because the scientist with the FUPA has been too lazy to do anything about it.
"DUDE! that FUPA covers his penis!"

"You don't have a FUPA, till you learn how to drive with it."

(while waiting in line) "Oops, excuse my FUPA on your ass, it grows by the minute."
by Ho-ahm December 02, 2009
The fat upper pussy area of a woman, the area right above the vagina where a woman sometimes shelves a bit of fatty tissue
"You can see her F.U.P.A. when she wheres those tight ass pants
by Ugly Fucker December 11, 2003
Dude...Mrs. Ames has the biggest FUPA in mankind!
by Gonzo May 05, 2005
Mons veneris - is the area of fatty tissue that covers the pubic bone below the abdomen but above the labia. The mons is sexually sensitive in some women and protects the pubic bone from the impact of sexual intercourse. This is the region that contains the the familiar "triangle" of pubic hair just above the vulva.
The less formal term, Fat Upper Pussy Area, which is when the womans Mons Veneris contains above average to obese fat accumulation...and is usually correllates with buying a lot of cats, for some unknown reason.
There is no male derivative to the word FUPA, because a fat guy is just a fat guy...
Although, a guy who bravely forges ahead into FUPA territory is known heroically as a "FUPA TROOPA"
Typically women try to hide their FUPA's by buying and wearing "mom jeans", which do go up to the bellybutton (refer to the SNL "mom jeans" skit).
by xXCriticalMasXx May 18, 2010
Fat Upper Pussy/Penis Area. Most commonly pronounced foopa, is a multi-functional word to describe a person of larger stature, with a more pronounced or "padded" upper genital region.
Holy shit! Rosie O'Donnell has a huge fucking F.U.P.A.. You could almost use it as a pillow.

or for the males...

Jesus Christ! Johnny has such a giant F.U.P.A. he probably can't see his cock to take a piss!
by assmaster 2000 February 08, 2009
Dude...Mrs. Ames has the biggest FUPA in mankind.
by Gonzo May 05, 2005
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