Abbreviation of farts per second.
Billy: What's his FPS?
Bob: IT'S OVER 9000!!oneoneelevenoneone111!
by 4n0nym0us February 02, 2008
One of the measurements of a personal computer's video card performance, which stands for Frames Per Second, expressed as a number. The larger the number, the more the user has paid to increase the quality of his gaming life, and the less he cares about *real* life.
Computer Guy A: "Dude, I just spent $800 for the latest ATI card, and my FPS is ROCKING!"

Computer Guy B: "So this means that you're now going to be spending *more* than 16 hours per day playing games, I take it. Sad."
by dmarks September 17, 2004
Short for First-Person-Shooter.

An overrated video game type that sucks.

Dude: Shut up, FPS games suck. You just run around hitting the shoot button and running over guns to pick them up.
by baseballfan55 May 31, 2009
aka fag pussy shit -something that is extremely gay that fags with pussies would do/say/wear.
my moms mypsace song was sweet escape by gwen stefani...
so i wrote on her wall-"this song is fag pussy shit(fps)"
by bernice juach February 02, 2008
1. Something that will always be better on PC or Nintendo Revolution.

2. The amount of frames shown per second by a computer game.
1. Half-Life 2 is an FPS game.
2. I need a new video card, I was getting 5 FPS!
by QuackAttack October 30, 2005
First Person Shooter
Halo is sometimes considered the best FPS of all time.
by Justin H. April 30, 2005
Fuck Patrick Star! The famous starfish from Spongebob Squarepants! I came up with it!
Hey, Patrick star is gay, FPS
by YouTubeaholic June 12, 2009

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