To masturbate using one's own fecal matter (poop) as lubricant.
"Nick is addicted to fooping, he really needs to stop"
"Hey do you foop?"
by Nat likes dick February 11, 2013
When one senses the arrival of a fart, allowing it a safe exit route through the bowels, but the fart is really poop disguised as a fart, resulting in shat pants.

Foop is a more widely accepted alternative to the word shart, a word made famous by the movie "Babysitter," starring actor Jonah Hill.
Friend: "I don't really feel like going into the pool right now, guys."
Friend's Friend: "Why not, bro? Just use your boxers instead of trunks!"
Friend: "Well I would, except I had a wicked foop the other day."
Friend's Friend:"..."
by will8898 July 09, 2012
A drum and bass dj from southeastern CT.
Yo, foops be killin it with those spicy tracks!
by foops4eva March 04, 2011
where you are going to fart, but you accidentally poop.
(see shart)
did you hear? Marissa actually fooped!
by in_the_lalaland August 29, 2010
the act of being fucking stupid.
dudddee, stop being a foops, your acting dumb.
by tayclims August 26, 2009
foops, the reverse spelling of spoof, meaning jizm or cum (In Australia). It is used as a replacement of "oops" when referring to spoof.
Foops! I just came on my dad's bed!
by Clinton September 10, 2005
F.O.O.P Fear Of Operational Procedure- Medical term coined by doctors in the admitting room for patients afraid of surgery..and become hysterical or anxious..
1.Nurse are u aware of the foop patient in the admitting room..
2. Call security there was a foop on the 3rd level that is causing hysteria
by Michelle R.N November 02, 2010

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