the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart
Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.
by Cummi January 17, 2015
the art of fapping while taking a dump. cumming when your poop comes out is magical
i fooped last night
by brick02 October 29, 2014
1. To masturbate (fap) to a foot/feet.

2. The onomatopoeia for a footjob.
I can't help but foop every time I go to the beach.

Foop foop foop foop
by The Podiatrist August 29, 2013
Falsificated orders of police- when a police officer falsifies documents or verbal orders to incriminate an idividual or fellow officer
The Detective is known as a f.o.o.p after the perp won the case, now he's in reveiw..

The officer was striped of his badge when he was caught f.o.o.p.ing paper work.
by Detective dick harry November 02, 2010
where you are going to fart, but you accidentally poop.
(see shart)
did you hear? Marissa actually fooped!
by in_the_lalaland August 29, 2010
When you think a girl would be considered foof but upon closer inspection, discover that she is in fact, twelve years old.
Hey, foof! No, wait, they're eleven. Foops! Back off.
by Ae;rog September 01, 2004
The act of sticking food into the butthole until you bleed to death. Then someone licks it out.
Damn, Brick's butthole has soo much food in it. I hope he doesn't foop all over the floor.
by Cranberry Craig June 04, 2014

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