7 definitions by Gunguy
A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.
Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."
by Gunguy July 21, 2022
by Gunguy September 4, 2021
safe•tard -- safetard
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
by Gunguy November 1, 2014
A person who purposefully misuses a term or tries to appropriate a term based on historical meanings in order to advance a political agenda.
Terms some etymological terrorists have used in the past:
Isolationist to refer to non-interventionism
Classical libertarian to refer to communism
and more.
Terms some etymological terrorists have used in the past:
Isolationist to refer to non-interventionism
Classical libertarian to refer to communism
and more.
Bill Kristol is being an etymological terrorist when he calls people who don't want to always be involved in a war "isolationists" when in fact isolationism is what North Korea has and non-interventionism is what Switzerland has.
by Gunguy February 20, 2016
A person who adventures out into nature with either little knowledge of survival or with an over confidence in their ability to use primitive survival techniques in order to be "closer to nature." Often Bush hippys reject science, technology, and known animal behaviour in favor of mysticism. They can also be people who poach and trash up local areas, while claiming environmentalist opinions that reject conservation in favor of radical political change.
Two notable examples are Timothy Treadwell and Chris McCandless who both died from an overconfidence in their semi mystical belief that their interactions with nature surpassed scientific data and common sense.
Two notable examples are Timothy Treadwell and Chris McCandless who both died from an overconfidence in their semi mystical belief that their interactions with nature surpassed scientific data and common sense.
John: "Did that guy who passed us on the trail not have any gear with him?"
Jake: "Probably just a bush hippy who's going to get himself killed."
John: "Did that Bush hippy just bitch at me for being a republican who hates nature when they just littered the entire area with their power bar wrappers?"
Jake: "That's the problem with bush hippies, they don't care about conservation just feelings and legislation on companies. They use the environment as a scape goat for their political ideals."
Jake: "Probably just a bush hippy who's going to get himself killed."
John: "Did that Bush hippy just bitch at me for being a republican who hates nature when they just littered the entire area with their power bar wrappers?"
Jake: "That's the problem with bush hippies, they don't care about conservation just feelings and legislation on companies. They use the environment as a scape goat for their political ideals."
by Gunguy September 26, 2015
Leftarian -- lef·tar·i·an
Noun
A person who is culturally and ideologically aligned left but insists they are a part of the libertarian tradition. Leftarians typically profess Hans Hoppe and Murray Rothbard are not "real libertarians." Some leftarians ascribe to Agorism which is an anti wage labor and anti voluntary groups ideology according to it's founder Samuel Edward Konkin. Leftarians exemplify a strategy employed by trotskyists called entryism.
Noun
A person who is culturally and ideologically aligned left but insists they are a part of the libertarian tradition. Leftarians typically profess Hans Hoppe and Murray Rothbard are not "real libertarians." Some leftarians ascribe to Agorism which is an anti wage labor and anti voluntary groups ideology according to it's founder Samuel Edward Konkin. Leftarians exemplify a strategy employed by trotskyists called entryism.
John: Why do you libertarians want abortion, open borders, and associate with black lives matter?
Also why does the majority of your political involvement revolve around pot?
James: Dude, those are leftarians.
Also why does the majority of your political involvement revolve around pot?
James: Dude, those are leftarians.
by Gunguy November 23, 2016
When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.
by Gunguy August 14, 2022