fuck me sideways; saying you would rather be fucked sideways than whatever else is bothering you; this is a better option than the other
by -bibihj January 4, 2012
by Tone Carbone October 1, 2006
Full Moon Syndrome
When people behave unexplainably bizzarely due to a full moon! Much more common than is recognised.
When people behave unexplainably bizzarely due to a full moon! Much more common than is recognised.
Husband: Em dear you do know that you have put your bra on outside your top today
Wife: Oh my god what is wrong with me? Thanks luv
Husband: You best take the day off it looks like you have come down with a bad dose of FMS!
Wife: Oh my god what is wrong with me? Thanks luv
Husband: You best take the day off it looks like you have come down with a bad dose of FMS!
by feefeelabouche November 3, 2009
Acronym for Fishburne Military School, which is an all male military school located in Waynesboro Virginia, See Waynesboro; Founded in 1879 by Professor James Abbott Fishburne. The school motto is "Scienta Est Potestas", which is latin for "Knowledge is power." The school has an unparalelled record as being an Army JROTC Honor Unit with Distinction for every year since the award was created, save 3 academic years. Teenagers from all over the world have been to Fishburne, ranging from Dionne Warwick's son, to WWF/WWE President Vince McMahon. The school is losing it's importance, thanks to the impotent leadership of its Superintendant, COL William Alexander, USA (RET), and it's Assistant Superintendant, Mrs. Susan Johnson.
You go to FMS? Sucks for you!
by Unklemiky June 15, 2005
Full Moon Syndrome- The craziness that affects people during a full moon (also applies to electronics or machines) used when ever there is nothing tangible to explain it
by the real MS B Haven March 7, 2010
Fat Man Syndrome-
The term used to describe the laziness that fat men feel, usually used with sports or house work. Basically, it's when a man uses an excuse such as an injury to avoid work simply because he is feeling lazy.
The term used to describe the laziness that fat men feel, usually used with sports or house work. Basically, it's when a man uses an excuse such as an injury to avoid work simply because he is feeling lazy.
"Jim was fine at football practice until we had to run windsprints. All of a sudden his FMS kicked in and he told coach he couldn't run because he turned an ankle."
"Bob will come running when I have dinner cooked, but when I ask him to take out the trash he always acts like his old wrist injury is flaring up. I bet it's just FMS."
"Bob will come running when I have dinner cooked, but when I ask him to take out the trash he always acts like his old wrist injury is flaring up. I bet it's just FMS."
by TradeMark310 November 2, 2009
by Joshua James October 18, 2006