FDS

fuck damn shit.
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).

AH FDS, I just slammed my finger in that car door

by makemefly June 30, 2006

fds

Term used by brazilians wich means "Foda-se!" (means "fuck you!")

- Hey dude, your shirt sucks!
- FDS!

by Shison January 31, 2008

FDS

Female Driving Syndrome

A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think happened to that car over there?
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....

Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...

by Shion314 July 8, 2011

fd

Internet abbreviation of 'fd'. It's usually used in the usual sense rather than the Facebook one.

He's my best fd.

He's my brest fd.
(Oh well. At least he tried his brest, er, best.)

You're not my fd any more.

by JQPublic January 24, 2012

FDS

A Fat Dick Sandwich. From UWO.

why dont you go eat a FDS

by Bob rob February 2, 2007

FDS

when a male doesn't bathe he must use some funky dick spray

Elrod needed some FDS, because he didn't bathe.

by Simone Elrod April 13, 2007

FDS

fair doos, agreeing with

ballin is in the urban dictionary don't you know

fds

by el cwaino February 17, 2010