getting two people to run up to someone and start screaming like ewoks (from star wars) and beating the person until he is on the ground then scream in his/her face and run away.
by 七 October 17, 2009
You are ewoke when you are woke on the internet. Alternative spellings are e-woke and i-woke. It can be both be used as a pronoun and as a verb. Not to be confused with ewoks.
George Lucas ewoke when he realized that ewoks aren't real but fictional bear-like creatures from Endor in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi after reading a discussion on the subject on the internet.
by Dick Sucker 1337 June 8, 2018
(verb) To ruin an otherwise excellent film by introducing a cheesy element which attempts to cater to the director's children. In all likelihood, however, they are probably embarrassed by it.
by levis501z March 10, 2010
(Verb) Using a simple method to exploit a flaw in a piece of sophisticated machinery, with the intention of disabling it.
In Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Imperial AT-ST's legs were a target of ewoking by rolled logs and tripwires.
by deporteddwarf September 6, 2009
Sex-crazed midget-bears from the movie star wars. Princess Leia hooks up with an Ewok named Wickett and they end up having hot sex with C3P0 after the Death Star is destroyed.
by Ken Benobi March 9, 2003
Ewoks are pikeys who live on Endor. They fancy Princess Leia, but almost have her Rebel friends for dinner, after nicking their guns and hats. Later they make a drum kit out of Imperial helmets, after throwing rocks at them.
by Wikkit August 9, 2004
A very short female of round appearance with short stumpy legs. Facial hair is NOT mandatory for this species, though a large number do tend to wear at least some growth. They are known to have great affection for Pussy Monsters. They originate from the Canary Wharf area of East London, though they have quickly spread worldwide.
by Mike Marrey July 5, 2007