An Eva is one of the sweetest, funniest and most beautiful persons in the entire universe. She has natural sweet spot for annoying children’s songs even though they sometimes makes her utterly crazy whenever they get inside of her head. And they often do. It’s very common for an Eva to have brown hair and brown eyes, and some of the rarest ones also have blushing red cheeks which easily makes her stand out in a crowd of +10.000 people.

All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
OMG dude can you hear that humming? She must be an Eva
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
by bagermesterharepus March 6, 2018
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The most grotesque person you would have ever laid eyes on. Wears granny panties and is most likely under five feet
Look, it’s eva the Whore
by pixie124 November 23, 2021
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eva is a godes big buetiful body is amazing and is artsy everyone wants to be her.she is sweet.and everyone wants to be her she is a godess and is smart loves food top student and always acomplishes her dreams
josh;eva is buetiful talented and awsome
dik;you got that right
by food godess llama stay May 2, 2022
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The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.
"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."
by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022
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As time progresses, idiocacy increases.
Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.
by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2010
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