1 definition by Rinuyo
For the sake of this dictionary's database, we'll need to REALLY shorten the definition.
Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Him: Yeah that's right, guess who just got a date with THE one and only Tasha. She picked ME over millions of other men. Who are YOU with?
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
by Rinuyo April 22, 2022