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Eruptus Vesuvanus 

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.
Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.

bonus eruptus 

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.
"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"
bonus eruptus by ripelivejam August 19, 2009
when something tries to erupt and rupture at the same time
If you do that with the car, your engine will erupture.
erupture by 7777777 June 20, 2008

Eruptesating 

dismantling of enthusiasm coinciding with the nullifying of desire and achievement brought on by common Halo Reach: Beta scenarios.
1) Eruptesating death by rocket launched by teammate while on a killing frenzy.

2) Eruptesatingly utter annihilation by a single random grenade upon spawn.

3) Participating in the eruptesating common death by sword as one exits up the airlift.

4) Achieving a Kill/Death ratio of 10 or greater and still losing because your eruptesating teammate 4 went negative 19.

5) Having the eruptesating noob sit at the flag base and pickup/drop each flag added to team flag zone carried by other teammates.

Ect.
Eruptesating by Just Frosty May 7, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026