Erk

The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.

James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!

by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 20, 2010

erks

a term used in conversation when halting anothers speech when the other says something absurd, or something that you dont like

"I looked soo hot on friday night"
"Erks! no you didnt"

by Feven June 16, 2008

Erke

Verb - To Erke - When someone adds onto a joke and ends up ruining the joke for everyone else.

"Dude, you totally just Erke'd the joke."

by Tate Rouse April 17, 2013

Erks

Feeling of cringe.

It really erks me when my boyfriend says the word sowwy or pweas.

by Resh yoe February 23, 2022

Erk

to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.

You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.

by Naz/Cris January 28, 2009

erk

To be bugged by someone or something.

The way that girl acts really erks me.

by Jeff Comrie October 20, 2005

Erk

The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.

#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......

by theErk January 5, 2013