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1.
Erk
The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.
James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!
by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 19, 2010
 
2.
a term used in conversation when halting anothers speech when the other says something absurd, or something that you dont like
"I looked soo hot on friday night"
"Erks! no you didnt"
by Feven June 15, 2008
 
3.
A word used to describe annoyance or displeasure.
It really erks me when James Doesn't take out the trash.
by thatguydownyourstreet May 26, 2011
 
4.
noncaring personwhodoesnt talk to people for days. No one ever knows where he is. His real name is eric but his black name is er-k.Hesconstantlytellingfibs and is a waste if time.Liar.
Gabby: Wheres Er-k is i havent talked to him in awhile
Rachel: who knows where Er-k hes always lieing
by chsaicken 123 August 01, 2011
 
5.
erk
"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.
John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.
by Michael von Preußen October 20, 2011
 
6.
Erk
to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.
You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.
by Naz/Cris January 28, 2009
 
7.
A term used to describe the ugliness of one's face.
ERKKKKS no. erks.
by CaPtAyN November 13, 2012