Equilidrian 

The state of one's kitchen cupboard when all the empty jars and lids match up.

While tidying up my kitchen cupboards the other day, I thought I'd chuck out all the lids that didn't match jars and the jars that didn't have matching lids. But to my surprise, my cupboard was in a state of Equilidrian, and all the lids matched up with all the empty jars. Wicked!

Equilidrian by Berry Blue Jelly July 26, 2014

Equilibriated 

When you are a perfect combination high and drunk but not fully crossed.

“Dude, Mitch was totally equilibriated last night. He wasn’t too high or drunk but a perfect combination”
“Fuck off im not crossed I’m equilibriated

Equilibriated by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

equilibriate 

make equal, equalize

the gas will equilibriate in temperature with the pipe wall

equilibriate by scOOter November 19, 2012