*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.
And he lands it.*
Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
And he lands it.*
Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009
full of-epic win:to refer to something as very cool.this something you are refering to would be so cool and or epic,that the word epic would not be a srong enough word to use thus refering to it as full of epic-win
by awesomeashley77 May 16, 2009
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by Coco Niny 6969 November 2, 2018
An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
by Entomologist prime March 8, 2020
You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
by BottomGee September 24, 2023
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