When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.
*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009
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full of-epic win:to refer to something as very cool.this something you are refering to would be so cool and or epic,that the word epic would not be a srong enough word to use thus refering to it as full of epic-win
OMG,dood3 did you hear that new band,they are Full of epic-win
by awesomeashley77 May 16, 2009
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Something so awesome words cannot describe, generally accompanied by a large explosion
1: "Dude I just fired all the superweapons on C&C 3"
2: "That's 100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win"
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An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
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You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!
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