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Environazi

Not to be confused with Enviromarxist, although one can be both an Enviromarxist and an Environazi.

Environazis believe that animals are the master race, and that mankind are inferior, cruel and violent creatures who have plagued the earth and seek to disrupt the perceived "natural order", in which animals reign supreme.
PETA is a prime example of an Environazi organization. While they claim to merely be for the "ethical" treatment of animals, in actuality this is just a cover up to hide their true intentions. They seek to impose Environazism on the world, which primarily consists of their final solution, in which the human race will be wiped out, and their loyal members are reincarnated as animals.
Environazi by Destroyer25 January 11, 2012
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Environazi

A fundamentalist environmentalist who doesn't appreciate anything man made and in fact fights for the irrational preservation of things that have nothing to do with environmental health. also a general asshole with their views
My English teacher said that the environment is more important than human life and then yelled at someone who was saying his/her instead of the feminine pronouns!

-pfff what a environazi
Environazi by Profveuxauxmerde April 9, 2011

Enviromaniac 

A person who takes their love and appreciation for the environment to extreme protest and application.
If the enviromaniacs have it their way, we'll all be living in trees and taking staycations forever.
Enviromaniac by If at All Band October 9, 2008

enviro-nazi

n. an environmentalist who is so anal over the cause that he or she feels it it entirely ok to trample on the rights of others to enforce his beliefs.
Most of these morons are ultra-left liberal flakes with no career ambitions or direction, but still need to find ways to keep others down in a futile attempt to elevate themselves. Many are also PETA members and all have socialist agendas.
Enviro-nazi examples are everywhere, from the bicyclists who occasionally stage a rally to block major bridges in rush hour in a vain attempt to blackmail normal people into giving up their cars to the protesters who turn up in droves with signs and attitude whenever they get word that somebody somewhere intends to cut down a tree or drill for oil.

Environati 

1. Any of various groups claiming special environmental enlightenment.

2. persons who claim to be unusually enlightened regarding the environment, climate change, or any new-age nature-based religion (usu. one that worships some kind of earth goddess) that serves as religious justification for extreme environmentalism.

3. The educated, fanatical, and self-righteous members within the larger environmentalist movement.
1. While most people agree that climate change is a real, man-made phenomenon, the Environati continually refuse to acknowledge the argument that cutting carbon to 1950s levels would plunge the world economy into a global depression.

2. The Environati is claiming another victory today after the city council agreed to tax the holy shit out of residents in order to fund construction of a light rail transit system that no one will ever use.

3. "The Environati was protesting genetically modified crops outside Safeway again today. I told one of them that going back to organic agriculture would result in the starvation of 2 billion people, but he just mumbled something about 'Frankenfood' and handed me a flier."
Environati by SapphEyes November 22, 2009

environautics 

the study of the environment, all the biotic and abiotic things and the relationships between them.
Today, environautics is has become a useful tool for nature conservation.
environautics by uttam maharjan December 14, 2011

envirovaginalist 

Someone who tries to avert detrimental vaginal occurrences.
I had to forcibly inject astrolube between them in order to make bilateral clitoral contact. I hope an envirovaginalist doesn't complain about my bean fracking.
envirovaginalist by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011