Enronitis 

The rational fear that a big company will screw you over.

I do not think I can ever trust another company. I am suffering from Enronitis.

Enronitis by chaz alano September 30, 2008

Eurolitist

Someone who is obsessed with and/or only accepts things that are European.

American: "Why do you put that chocolate stuff on your bread rather than Jiff peanut butter?"
European/Wannabe European: "1. It's called Nutella. 2. Because I'm a Eurolitist. And 3. You're an idiot."

Eurolitist by Hunn€r August 22, 2011

engolitis 

Referenced on a little known parenting website. Symptoms include regularly being rightly pissed off.
Not to be compared to Clairecitis which instantly renders its victims utterly humourless while lasting effects includes sanctimony, disdain and boredom.

A sufferer of engolitis is as likely to go postal as any us postal service worker ever was.

engolitis by engol March 15, 2011