Enronitis 

The rational fear that a big company will screw you over.

I do not think I can ever trust another company. I am suffering from Enronitis.

Enronitis by chaz alano September 30, 2008

Eurolitist

Someone who is obsessed with and/or only accepts things that are European.

American: "Why do you put that chocolate stuff on your bread rather than Jiff peanut butter?"
European/Wannabe European: "1. It's called Nutella. 2. Because I'm a Eurolitist. And 3. You're an idiot."

Eurolitist by Hunn€r August 22, 2011

engolitis 

Referenced on a little known parenting website. Symptoms include regularly being rightly pissed off.
Not to be compared to Clairecitis which instantly renders its victims utterly humourless while lasting effects includes sanctimony, disdain and boredom.

A sufferer of engolitis is as likely to go postal as any us postal service worker ever was.

engolitis by engol March 15, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016