16 definitions by Laird

Top Definition
crappy artists who got boycotted by people who were stupid enough to buy their shit in the first place when one of them said that she was ashamed President Bush was from Texas.
News flash you stupid Dixie Chick, Dubya's from New Haven, Connecticut, not Texas, you stupid cunt.
by Laird December 08, 2003
an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.
Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.
by Laird December 08, 2003
radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.
You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!
by Laird December 08, 2003
to lose, fail, get pwned.
Another one bites the dust!!
by Laird December 09, 2003
the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.
Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.
by Laird December 09, 2003
the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.
My little brother is your garden variety brat.
by Laird December 08, 2003
a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.
My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.
by Laird December 09, 2003

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