Skip to main content

Emo Soccer 

Soccer, or Football as most of the world calls it, is the most popular sport in the world.

When played by Emo's it then becomes a entirely different thing, called Emo Soccer.
Emo Soccer is basically the same as Soccer, except played by people who are dark and into all the Emo shit and such. Which greatly affects how the game is performed.

Such as when, a Emo starts running and gets their hair messed up...they will stop immediately, and begin to set their hair back into place.

Or when a Emo falls down, they will stay down.

Aswell as when a goal is scored on their side of the field, they will usally just laugh off the pain.

So, Emo Soccer is something else...something that is hard to explain really...yup

Emo Soccer is also a popular computer game aswell!
Cali: That guy over their looks extremely Emo...What's even weirder is the fact that he is on the school's soccer team!

Jessica: He plays Emo Soccer.

:P
Emo Soccer mug front
Get the Emo Soccer mug.
See more merch

emo soccer boy 

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.
you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.
emo soccer boy by shurbup February 10, 2022
Related Words

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026