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emo butt rock 

Shitty fucking Emo music that retards like to butt fuck to, while using their own fake tears and face paint as lube. These dramatic douche bags are not really mad at the world just mad at them selves for being born a fucking douche bag.
Emo butt rock sucks. Fuck Atreyu!!! Atreyu can gag on my fury nut sack. I will shit on Dan Jacobs face!! Go back to O.C. and quietly wait for it to fall in the ocean you fuck!!
emo butt rock by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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emo butt rock 

hmm.. emo butt rock
emo music that sounds like straight ass

like it literally sounds like they pulled it out of their ass.
these bands are emo butt rock aiden(the new adien), sherwood, chris daughtery(in a weird kinda way)
emo butt rock by autumnleigh[: January 6, 2008

butterknife emo 

A person who pretends to be emo only to get attention and people feeling sorry for them. The term comes from the idea of someone trying to cut his/her wrist with a butterknife.
I don't want to hear your whining. Your just being a butterknife emo again.
butterknife emo by Pettit November 29, 2009

emobuttsex 

a. Buttsex engaged in under emotional duress or out of lack of self respect; the 'catcher' often cries in the course of the act, not because it is physically painful, but because they cannot believe they are letting this guy fuck them in the ass.

b. Any sexual congress between emo kids, especially but not necessarily buttsex.
"Emobuttsex is the best, dude! It's like how a lapdance is always better if the stripper is crying, only it's even better, since buttsex is by definition better than a lapdance. Tears make the best lube, ferreal."

"Yeh, I totally hooked up with that guy with the tight pants and Cursive shirt.... we had pretty awesome emobuttsex."
emobuttsex by Angst Boy July 23, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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