I ate a Eminem for breakfast one day it hurt like hell
A Eminem meets a gobstopper
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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the top rapper in the world also known as slim shady. probably has more kids than he says but whatevs
i was impregnated by eminem
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That fucking singer who rapes my ears every day on the highest volume.
I was listening to The Real Slim Shady while dripping through the town and let Eminem rape my ears.
by ?whyme? November 24, 2021
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You know it's an ear rape of a song when it starts with the words: "I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out." Eminem claim's its his alter ego's fault but like how could anyone make this blunder of a song. "I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana." FUCKING BORNANA???? We know he can do better than this. I know Eminem was calling out to gen z and all but this bad of a song cannot be expected from Eminem. The lyric video was tolerable but the music is basically a 5 minute intro to a song that never starts. THE BEATS NEVER KICK IN.
How do you legally kill a person?
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"
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