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ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
by Vitamin_Deficiency April 05, 2011
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When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
by Edward Francis October 17, 2007
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A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
by Otsego69 August 19, 2016
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Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
by Yasirt November 20, 2007
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