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1.
ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
by Vitamin_Deficiency April 05, 2011
 
2.
When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
by Edward Francis October 17, 2007
 
3.
Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
by Yasirt November 20, 2007