ellendale 

tiny town full of white trash and swingers

me: “hey, are you from ellendale?”
friend: “yes....?”
me: “your mom probably banged my dad then”

ellendale by sillllyyyywillllyyy January 1, 2018

Ellendale 

A small town in southeastern North Dakota near the South Dakota border. Home to the Trinity Bible College and literally one of the worst college football teams ever (there is a book about it). Also has an annual AppleFest, although apples are never actually involved.

I used to live in Ellendale; I took part in the AppleFest parade.

Ellendale by Charlotte Argail July 19, 2012

ellendale sprinkler 

When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.

That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.

ellendale sprinkler by SummerTeeth February 1, 2015