Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011
by Jeremy Peter April 30, 2006
domesticated animal (usually cat or dog) abandon in a urban area, now running wild with other animals
by K.H. April 13, 2004
by Pj Weber September 23, 2006
by Randoooom April 9, 2022
An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
by scodder November 2, 2012
Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows
by Smaye January 11, 2020