Elija

Literally hottest bitch I know. So hot bees love her and so do the birds. Likely to dye her hair pink, cry in public, and make a joke no one gets. Skinny dips once in a hot tub and counts that (but does it really?). Down for sexual experiences but also could be a nun one day. Has a doomsday bunker and is vegan. Artistic is a must.

Friend: have you have your ass eaten?
Elija: maybe once?

by Hustlinhiker March 5, 2022

elija

erectile dysfunction disorder but only applying to filipino men

I was making out with three filipino men the other day, but elija occured and everything was ruined.

by scronkgun January 16, 2021

Elijas

A God amongst men. By far the best hooper west side.

Elijas please save pussy for the rest of us!

by slugslinga November 23, 2021

Elija McBride

Elija McBride
A boy who was born to a German born/American citizen, from South Carolina,
A boy who is incompetent to the tru facts of life.
A boy who pretend he something he's not.

Elija McBride
If you don't stop acting ignorant like you Elija McBride

by Wilv beam April 30, 2022