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El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.

El Asso Bandito 

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican
Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!
El Asso Bandito by King Slim August 10, 2004

el bandido 

a term for a central american and southern united states outlaw during the 19th and early 20th century, literally meaning "the bandit"
woman: i used to love him
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
el bandido by Trip III July 24, 2014
A dangerous gang on the border of mexico that if they find you they will cut your throat and incress there RPMs its a spanish bandito what gansters are called down in mexico
Antino banderers is Esbandito.

Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Esbandito by FuzzyOtterBalls November 27, 2011
A mexican gangster that gots drugs and stuffs.
.....esbandito
Esbandito by hotflame59 November 27, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026