El bandito
Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
El bandito by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018
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El Bandito Bajo
A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
El Bandito Bajo by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010
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el bandido
a term for a central american and southern united states outlaw during the 19th and early 20th century, literally meaning "the bandit"
woman: i used to love him
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
el bandido by Trip III July 24, 2014
Esbandito
A dangerous gang on the border of mexico that if they find you they will cut your throat and incress there RPMs its a spanish bandito what gansters are called down in mexico
Antino banderers is Esbandito.
Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Esbandito by FuzzyOtterBalls November 27, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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