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El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.

El Asso Bandito 

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican
Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!
El Asso Bandito by King Slim August 10, 2004

el bandido 

a term for a central american and southern united states outlaw during the 19th and early 20th century, literally meaning "the bandit"
woman: i used to love him
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
el bandido by Trip III July 24, 2014
A dangerous gang on the border of mexico that if they find you they will cut your throat and incress there RPMs its a spanish bandito what gansters are called down in mexico
Antino banderers is Esbandito.

Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Esbandito by FuzzyOtterBalls November 27, 2011
A mexican gangster that gots drugs and stuffs.
.....esbandito
Esbandito by hotflame59 November 27, 2011