Edward Kim 

the big gey

Did he get food poisoned from that apple he just ate? What an Edward Kim.

Edward Kim by A Crate of Kids November 29, 2018

Edwardian Section 

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

Edwardian Section by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

Edwarding 

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.

"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"

Edwarding by _allismine_ August 7, 2009

edwardize 

To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)

I am going to edwardize my hair.

John's hair is edwardized today

edwardize by Autz January 16, 2010

Edwardist

A person who is totaly in love with the character Edward Cullen from the seires by Stephenie Meyer. Edward is a vampier who falls in love with a girl. He must starve himself of her blood in order for her to stay alive. This act of love is one of the reasons teenager girls (and maybe some boys) across the world concider him the most romantic person who has ever walked this planet. (myself included) An Edwardist knows were to find all of the best parts of the book, went out and bought Eclipse when it came out on August 7th, and is constantly putting herself in Bella's (the female protagonist) shoes. Not only is it enough for an Edwardist to read the books, but she/he must also live the books.

Girl One: Did you see Mitch looking at you in English??
Edwardist: Who cares. Would Mitch put me before himself. Would he marry me at a mere age of 18 so that he can turn me into a vampier? And most importantly, does he even look a quarter as sexy as EDWARD?
Girl One: Jeez! Picky...

Edwardist by MockQueenGirl September 6, 2007

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.

Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

Edwardian cladding by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

EdwardIVsexual 

When you love edward IV

Hey look Hank is edwardIVsexual because be loves edward IV

EdwardIVsexual by superslayer5001 January 21, 2021