A fictional vampire in the series Twilight. Many fangirls obsess over him even though:

A) He isn't real
B) He's a vampire
C) He's in a book

Most girls won't talk to boys now because they aren't like "Edward."
True Story:

Guest_runner113: hey
Guest_edwardluver10: hi
Guest_runner113: just curious, who is edward?
Guest_edwardluver10: twilight series
Guest_runner113: oh... and why do you love him?
Guest_edwardluver10: he is very chivelrous and very romantic
Guest_edwardluver10: he is also a hot vampire
Guest_runner113: well, how can someone be 1) hot and a vampire 2) hot in a book
Guest_runner113: i just can't see how words can make somone appear hot
Guest_edwardluver10: the way the author describes him
Guest_edwardluver10: plus the movie
Guest_runner113: um... ok... you do know he's not real right?
Guest_edwardluver10: yes
Guest_runner113: i don't know, i'm not following this
Guest_edwardluver10: still... hes not the average burn to death b/c of sunlight
Guest_runner113: so let me get this straight... you're in love with a fictional vampire who is hot because the author says he is?
Guest_edwardluver10: not real love... u know how many girls love edward cullen?
Guest_edwardluver10: many!!!
Guest_runner113: yeah, and it's SICK
Guest_runner113: find a real boy
Guest_runner113: there are plenty of us
Guest_runner113: and all of us hate this "edward" you speek of
Guest_edwardluver10: yeah, b/c he is actually a good person... he shows respect!
Guest_runner113: i know you don't believe this, but over 60% of guys show respect
Guest_edwardluver10: he doesnt go and say its sick
Guest_edwardluver10: i believe it,, its just the 40% are the ones i meet
Guest_runner113: but he thrives off the blood of people
Guest_runner113: and a lot of girls aren't respectful either
Guest_edwardluver10: no, read the books... he and his family feed off the blood of animals not humans
Guest_runner113: then why doesn't he eat meet?
Guest_edwardluver10: i know a lot of girls are rude... u probably think im one of them
Guest_edwardluver10: they dont eat food, they gag it up
Guest_runner113: all i'm saying is that edward isn't real and never will be real and obsessing over him is a waste of time and will get you nowhere
Guest_runner113: please pass this on to other twilight fans
Guest_edwardluver10: no
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by CommonSenseIsntSoCommon April 10, 2009
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A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
by Bella :T December 29, 2008
A male in Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series.

Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower's wet dreams. How can they not? I mean... he goes into the sun and... SPARKLES! "Yum?"

Right, then.

Overall, a "perfect guy" made by a female writer that appeals heavily to young women or teens. The only reason that he makes me happy, is because it sets each and every fan girl up for a large amount of disappointment when they meet a real man.

Enjoy, Twilight fan-girls. Please be sure to write juicy comments.

P.S.: Please do use proper spelling and grammar when responding. It isn't nice to give people headaches.
My girlfriend is currently trying to remove my nipple for trying to post this entry on the fag, Edward Cullen.

Ow! My Edward Colon!
by OwMyNipple September 03, 2008
1. FICTIONAL sparkly pansy vampire whose only purpose of being is to drop the panties of any girl dumb enough to actually think this fuck is romantic and sexy.

2. Stephanie Meyer's dream man. She fucks him in her sleep because she doesn't get enough loving from her family.

3. Abusive vampire thing who is apparently made of stone or marble or some sort of beautiful white rock.

2. Stephanie Meyer: TAKE ME NOW, EDWARD CULLEN! MARRY ME!!!!

3. Guy: "How'd you get that bruise?"
Twitard: "I was reading Twilight and I was just so turned on by Edward Cullen that I just HAD to bruise myself too! He's cold like marble, you know."
Guy: ".....I'm not fucking you ever."
by NinjaK September 05, 2008
A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.

He lives in Forks, Washington.

He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'.

A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers.

He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers.

He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black.

He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire.

See also: Stalker.
"I like glitter... does that make me gay?"

"If you're Edward Cullen."
by Sayer of Many Truths December 21, 2008
Basically a lifeless vampire that brain washes 13 year old girls into thinking hes real. And he sparkles, but only in the sunlight.
Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob: bark bark.
by Rickiyson December 21, 2008
A vampire that many girls see as the perfect guy. GET A LIFE, hes from a fiction book. and besides, if a vampire named edward does turn up one day, were guna blow the livin sh*t outa him. not addore him for feeding off livestock.
Girl: Edward Cullen makes my heart beat soare.
Guy: Um, yea, right.......
by wheredtheygo September 14, 2008
every boyfriend's nightmare
Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!
by Pink_TeaCupss February 21, 2009

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