A fictional vampire character from the book series "Twilight" who takes being a stalking/creeping to all new heights via watching his crush sleep for a month before she even knew him.
by me223423 February 22, 2009
A creepy vampire who watches Bella Swan when she sleeps, abandons her in a forest in the middle of the night, a constant downer and a sparkly gay guy.
by Volturi member May 19, 2009
A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible
Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
by ihatecullenalot April 8, 2009
A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.
by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009
1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.
Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.
2) To look like a flaming faggot.
Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.
2) To look like a flaming faggot.
1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)
Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"
Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"
2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen
Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"
Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"
2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen
by BadassDude June 30, 2009
Staring/watching in a creepy, pervish way for way too long; acting like a pathetic cheesy romance vampire
by athousandyears August 25, 2015
The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
by Indeedit'strue December 28, 2009