Best Albertan city. Home to champion teams such as the 13-time Grey Cup Champs the Edmonton Eskimos and 5-time Stanley Cup Champs the Edmonton Oilers. Kicks Calgary's rear.
"Well, really, everyone knows that Edmonton's a better city than calgary!"
by ~Bitterwench* September 02, 2008
Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.
by xkimmiiz August 20, 2011
Capital city of Alberta,

About a million people . Most of them are quite nice, and in some parts, like white ave, they're really fun and unique.

Of course we're not the best city in the world, but we are better than Calgary.

The only thing wrong with us.. And come on, my fellow Edmontonians, you have to agree,

we are horrible for crime. We're the crime capital of Canada.

Whoopiee for us.

Edmonton is the best at Hockey
"Who one the hockey game tonight?" "The Edmonton Oilers"
______ was killed in Edmonton
by Noneofyour Business August 23, 2011
A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang
Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"

Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"

Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."
by edmontonianguy January 08, 2011
The capital of Alberta, a city like calgary only smaller, and with methheads instead of cowboys.
S-Dawg: Hey lets go to Edmonton!

Z-Moore: Naahh lets go somewhere else.
by K-Wells February 15, 2010
A smelly cluster of factories and a huge mall located in the middle of nowhere. Edmonton defiantly takes the cake for the worst place to live in Canada. It is the dirtiest and most polluted city in Canada and possibly all of North America. Downtown Edmonton is a total joke. Hardly any building even worth looking at and the homeless problem is absolutely insane and there is nothing going on downtown or for that matter anywhere in the city after 5pm. The weather in Edmonton is the absolute worst. Winter lasts for about 9 months of the year and it can be -20 for weeks staright.Spring and Fall are impossible to identify and the summer which lasts for about 15 days leaves you wanting to cry.
The population of Edmonton is mostly made up of fresh off the boat Immigrants who work at 7 11 and hardly speak English, uneducated blue collar trades people and a bunch of teens and 20 something’s that drop out of school and just get baked all the time. All people in Edmonton can talk about is how the flames suck and Calgary sucks and it’s a cow town and smells like leather and on and on yet they fail to look around them and see the frozen landfill that they live in.

Edmonton is nothing but an embarrassment to Alberta and all of Canada.
guy 1: Lets go somewhere Im bored and its a friday.

guy 2: Where? Everything closes at 5!

guy 1: Oh yeah I forgot its Edmonton
by sumguyudontknow April 02, 2011
Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Mostly ghetto, Edmonton has a crime rate higher than all other places on Earth combined. Several murders per day are not uncommon. Most residents of Edmonton spend their miserable days lined up for free soup, or sitting in Emergency to have stab wounds sewn up. Poorly run, and freezing cold all year, Edmonton is full of empty malls, and East Indians.
Edmonton resident "Why do I live in Edmonton? I wish I was dead"

Edmonton Resident 2 "Go get on the LRT, you'll be stabbed and die before you know it"
by picturethief December 08, 2008
A place that looks like ass, but is still expensive to live in.
Shit, I got transferred to Edmonton. It looks like ass, but I still have to pay a lot to live in that hellhole.
by Mr Leahy January 14, 2010

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