Worst singer ever. Also known as "The Guy Who Ruined My Life Completely".
Person 1: Isn't Ed Sheeran awesome?
Person 2: Please, do me a favor by getting out of my life now. I don't want to talk to you, look at you, sit with you, touch you, etc.
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An absolutely amazing singer/songwriter from Suffolk, he's beautiful and has the most incredible voice, plus he's so sweet and funny. Everyone hypes because he's ginger, which really should make no difference to peoples views.
Ed Sheeran's album was at UK number 1 within three days of release.
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A typically retarded, ugly, piece of garbage, smelly, retarded person. This word is used to describe very unpleasant things such as ed sheeran.
fuck Ed Sheeran
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he's your typical boring celebrity who tells the same lame ass story "i was bullied in school..." boo hoo. idiotic shitheads like him are giving the music industry a bad name and if you hear his songs you will automatically get ear cancer. fans are simple-minded nobs who think pop is "real music".
"Did you hear Ed Sheeran's new song? It gave me pure cancer."
"Someone said they like Ed Sheeran and his music and I slapped them on the face to give them a dose of reality"
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Ed Sheeran means An awesome singer who's songs are EPIC and touch people's hearts! He is so down to earth and a super cute ginger! Everyone loves him and He's the best singer
Person 1:Hey have you heard Ed Sheeran's New song?
Person 2: Who's Ed Sheeran?
Person 1: Dude Jhuss Forget your life
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Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.
Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time
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Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."
by edsheeran/jesus August 8, 2012
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