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Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."
by edsheeran/jesus August 07, 2012