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Gretchen Easterwood

Is a girl that can get anyone but doesn't want anyone for she is an independent, strong, confident woman. Her dream and future are successful and is loyal and if you ever get close with she will help you through anything and will be the funniest person you meet.

Clint Eastwood 

Noun: A person who is grumpy, intolerant and slightly racist. Often uses racial and ethnic slurs when talking to or about other people, in a derogatory and affectionate way.

Very abrasive.

Will make absurd comments just for the hell of it.
"My dad is such a Clint Eastood. He keeps calling the Asian family next door gooks and keeps calling the homeless guy on the corner a no good freeloading son of a bitch."

"He won. Get over it and quit being such a Clint Eastwood."
Clint Eastwood by MrDude1986 January 23, 2013

Clint Eastwood 

Along with being an amazing actor, he's also a Libertarian.
"I mean, I've always been a Libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair." - Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood 

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.
"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."
Clint Eastwood by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006

eastwooding 

The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.
Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!

Clit Eastwood 

"Clit Eastwood" is a term I use to describe badass female police officers who feel they have to "take control" of a nonexistant situation.
Clit Eastwood keeps her hand on her sidearm while breaking my stones about my dirty license plate.
Clit Eastwood by Overdrive December 28, 2005