by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021
Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
by The lolsnap crapple top April 11, 2015
Oh shit, I didn’t realize my side chick left her underwear on the side of the bed and my girlfriend found the Easter egg.
by Rdshftr January 10, 2021
"Dude, did you see that amazing Chromanin easter egg in The Witcher 3?"
"Absolutely, everybody knows it. I love how games are one big happy family!"
"Absolutely, everybody knows it. I love how games are one big happy family!"
by ParaXXV January 19, 2021
something in a movie, tv show, or a video game that is supposed to be a fun reference for people who look closely.
by GearpunkD April 6, 2023
the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he stole christianafrendship
he stole christianafrendship
grinches pinched a little before easter
by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023
The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018