Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

by Spike January 6, 2005

Ear Fuck

When a woman (usually a "trick") won't give you her goodies, you are forced to put up with her talk instead, and instead of your cock, your ear gets fucked!

"Damnit homes! This trick aint givin' me nothin' but an ear fuck!"

by Gopal Patel June 2, 2005

Ear Fuck

when a person (e.g. mum, dad) won't stop nagging you.

for fuck sake mum your such an ear fucker.

dad your giving me an ear fuck

by david let December 21, 2006

ear fucking

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.

"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"

by Krumbz March 2, 2008

ear fucking

the action of fucking ones ear

i want to do some ear fucking

by izzyman1200 July 16, 2018

ear fuck

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.

1. I went to a party just to get ear fucked by girls who won't take their pants off.
2. Aw gross!
You just got ear fucked!

by David Li February 15, 2008

Ear Fucked

When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.

Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!

by childishumor January 21, 2011