Eade 

Typically, the last name of gay blonde kids. Usually drives girl cars.

Girl: Omfg, did you see that kid in that blue Hyundai Accent? He must be an Eade.

Uber Dude: Is that RAYMOND?

Girl: Yeah, what a fag.

Eade by Jacob Gayer May 13, 2008

ember eade 

ember eades are generally nice peices of poo, with green bums.

ember eades mainly feed on donkey tails and frogs balls.

Look at that creature, by the way it acts, it looks like it must be an Ember Eade!

ember eade by pilpydoe June 30, 2011

elliot eades 

Elliot eades is an absolute cunt and is the type of person who would get drunk at a party to the point where he is an absolute mess. elliot would also never be willing to give lifts as he is a self-centred arrogant twat.

elliot eades can suck my massive clundge

elliot eades by deccymassivedick October 18, 2016

Eaden

The most jaw dropping girl ever. When she walks into a room everyone stops and stares at her beauty. She is kind hearted and always there for her friends. Anyone who meets a girl with the name Eaden is lucky as can be

Eaden is so cute I am so lucky to call her mine

Eaden by Elegor June 7, 2018

Eaden

A cool male who is smart and athletic.

He is the A-Team quarterback and he's the valedictorian? He must be an eaden.

Eaden by GucciGangish June 5, 2018

Eades

An amazing person with an EXTRA LARGE SIZE SUPER DUPER AMAZING BIG COCK. They love s3x and m00z pr0nz

That guy is the size of EADES!

Eades by VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 27, 2011

Eaden

I'm a boy and don't you forget it. I ain't a girl. No offence

That guy is so cool. He must be an eaden

Eaden by A boi ok June 29, 2021