EXO-K consists of: Dance Machine Kai, Sexy Maknae SeHun, Water Bending Guardian SuHo, Derp ChanYeollie, KyungSO_O, and SNSD Fanboy BaekHyun.
EXO-M consists of: Meat Bun XiuMin, Healing Unicorn Yixing, Bitch-faced Dragon Kris, Wushu/Aegyo Master Gucci Tao, Lost-in-Translation Chen, and the youngest is 5 y.o LuHan a.k.a Marilyn Monroe.
Members currently in a relationship are:
Kris & Tao, SeHun & LuHan, Kai & SuHo, and ChanYeol & BaekHyun.
Their unofficial fandom name is Exotic and they are on crack.
Exotics usually 'Pedo-noona' over members when in reality most of them are dongsaengs in high school. They stay up until 4am to watch live streaming interviews that EXO guests, while reading translations on their tumblr dashboards.
Once you become an exotic there is no turning back.
No cure is known for this disease except for contant song-replaying, photoshoot-photo-reblogging, spazzing, and fan-fiction-writing.
Friend 1: Yeah, I've noticed.
Friend 2: What's been up with you lately?
Me: I was diagnosed as an Exotic.
Friend 3: OMG. WHAT'S THAT?!
Me: ... I'll save you you and not tell you.
EXO-K = Korean version
EXO-M = Mandarin Chinese version
SM Fan 2: HELL YEAH! I think I might be turning into an 'Exotic'! :D (EXO fan name)
B - "YES! They're called EXO! They're totally gonna be the hottest kpop rookies ever!"
Rule of Thumb: You typically feel the effects of an exo bud off the first hit. If you kind of think it could be exo, it's not. If it's exo, you'll know it's exo.
Yea my boyz got da exo. you'll be seein red and blue all night off one blunt.
Rude gc poster: wtf!?!? Speak in terms we understand!
EXO is embarrassing.
When you like, watch or even come by something remotely EXO, you will have a feeling in the bottom of you're stomach that will force you to close your browsers, scream, roll over and re-evaluate your life choices and the universe.
"Because its too EXO"